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Posted in Platenbak on November 21st, 2005 by hendrik

das gifitge gebr%uFFFDt
We hold in our hands the new spoken word CD by our longitme friend Dennis S.M. Vercruysse, poet maudit of Het Venijnig Gebroed.
It is filled with German renditions of classical Vercruysse poems like "Kom, zegt de zon", "Ik werd er bijna lyrisch van", "Lippenbrand" and "Volledig hermetisch - vormexperiment". In other words: thrilling stuff to play during christmas dinners and other marry occasions.

De portables have a long continuing symbiotic relationship with Het venijnig gebroed: Albrecht B. Doemlicht wrote the lyrics for de portables’ grand hit "Cherubijn" and the very first studiomuscle festival was a joint venture with Het Gebroed to counterattack the monopolistic cultural establishment in Bruges in order to create a paradigm shift. Oh yes, we were arty-farty wankers back in those days :-)

Posted in Platenbak on November 15th, 2005 by hendrik

befkoning
Everyone knows that Wio has a bunch of nicknames friends call him by: neuze, mc wio and Uberstormbahnklootzak. But he is best known under the moniker Befkoning. That is because Wio proclaims himself the King of cunnilingus, the uncrowned muff diver, Master fo the Ass and nr. 1 carpet muncher. Yes, Wio says he likes sushi.

MC Wio - or pooh-man as he called himself back in those days - released 1 LP on the obscure  Eskimo Pie Records in 1993. It is filled with sexier-than-sexy funktunes, an homage to the vulva.

Send us your de portables album cover and perhaps you might win the very last copy of "Funky as i wanna be" by mc wio!

Posted in Platenbak on October 29th, 2005 by hendrik

goblin cock versus zwarte piet
Watch the video

de portables are all BIG fans of Rob Crow so if Rob changes his name into Lord Phallus and names his band Goblin Cock, we get mild erections and act out childish, shaking our heads to the poppy stoner rock and Black Sabbath/Spinal Tap spoof videos. Their whole album is filled with thrilling stuff, The Revenge of Snufalufagus tells the story of a a pissed off, homicidal Sesame Street character. That always does it for us. Highly Recomended from de portables ear team!

Goblin Cock’s "Bagged And Boarded" (cd-ltd. picture disc) is released on Absolutely Kosher

Goblin Cock is:
Lord Phallus - guitar and voice
Bane Ass-Pounder - guitar
King Sith - bass
Braindeath - drums
Loki Sinjuggler - keyboards 

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